https://preview.redd.it/ajz4pi7zab261.png?width=1920&format=png&auto=webp&s=e4237da532d2d3060d90feacb28cf770bea277ea By Max-Owner OpPrison - PikaNetwork 2020 December 5th 2020, 18:00 GMT / 14:00 EST / 13:00 CST / 12:00 MT / 11:00 PST GreetingsPikaCrafters, It has been a while since we have had a reset announcement, hasn’t it? Well, we are excited to announce this brand new reset we have planned for prison! The reset will take place on 8 PM CET - Saturday, December 5, 2020, so mark it in your calendars now! Our theme for this reset is a dark alleyway/crime scene, but for now, you can enjoy a festivity Snowy and Christmasy spawn. We will go back to the original spawn we planned on once December is over. Within this forum post will all the changes we made and plan to make be listed. If there is still something you want changing, feel free to reply to this thread before its release, if there is enough support for it, we will consider making the change. We are especially wondering If there are any blocks you are missing within the shop, suggest anything that could maybe help you Let's not make it longer and go straight to the details since that's what people are interested in. When planning the introduction to the season, we thought, why not introduce it with a rank giveaway or some store credit? If you want to enter this giveaway please head over to the official post on our Instagram page.
Welcome back to Instagram. Sign in to check out what your friends, family & interests have been capturing & sharing around the world.📷 www.instagram.com The release of the brand new OpPrison server is scheduled on Saturday,December 5, 2020, we are expecting the release around 8 PM CET.Saturday 5th December 2020 18:00 GMT / 14:00 EST / 13:00 CST / 12:00 MT / 11:00 PST play.pika-network.net Please note: The release time can be a couple of minutes later, we are trying to reach 8 PM CET. Updates
📷 | Christmas -Themed Cell Build Competition
We have decided to run a Snow/Christmas themed build competition. This will take place from the prison release on the Saturday right through until Wednesday 23 December. All users can participate in this competition and we want you to spice up your cell, and when we say spice it up, we mean blow our heads off with creativity! There are no limits to your creativity, although you must not break any of our server rules in the process, think outside the box, not just your classic Santa Claus or Christmas Tree. We will review all of the entries to find our winner. For more information and where to submit your entries, click the following link: coming soon.
📷1st Prize: $75 Store Voucher
📷2nd Prize: $50 Store Voucher
📷3rd Prize: $25 Store Voucher
📷|BlockTop event We have decided to add the following event to prison, called BlockTop. This is the start of the map event and entails mining blocks. The more blocks you mine, the higher you will be on block top. This is a competition, so if you place within the top 3 people on the leaderboard at the end of the second week you will be rewarded. If you wish to check your current position on the leaderboard, simply run /blockstop in-game and it will tell you your position.
📷1st Prize: $75 Store Voucher
📷2nd Prize: $50 Store Voucher
📷3rd Prize: $25 Store Voucher
📷|Gang Top Rewards This new season of prison, will we have each 2 weeks payouts for the top gangs, this will go on till the end of the season. This will be paid out every Saturday. Every 2 weeks Rewards: #1, #2, & #3
📷1st Prize: $75 Store Voucher
📷2nd Prize: $50 Store Voucher
📷3rd Prize: $25 Store Voucher
End of the Season Reward:
📷1st Prize:€250 PayPal Money + €250 Store Coupon for Prison
📷2nd Prize:€100 PayPal Money+ €150 Store Coupon for Prison
📷3rd Prize: €150 Store Coupon for Prison
The end of the season rewards will be paid out after 70 days of the release! Among other things, the following has been changed/updated: 📷|Fixes & Bugs We have listened to your feedback. Since last season was our very first, we expected there to be a couple of bugs, so we have taken all of the reports you have submitted and we have worked on each and every single one of them to make sure that they aren’t repeated this season. If you do encounter any bugs or issues in the new season please use the bug report system the same as the last map and we will look to fix them as soon as possible during the new reset! 📷|Cells Unfortunately, during last season when we implemented plots we experienced a number of performance issues, and even though plots was a great feature for prison to add we cannot simply fix the issues within this public plugin so we have decided to change it up and introduce our own custom cells plugin for this reset. Cells are typically like islands on skyblock, you can start with a maximum of 4 people in your cell, however you can upgrade your cell and increase the member size. Not only can you upgrade the members you can also upgrade the size of your cell. Have control over the permissions and much more! Inside those cells you can store armor, weapons and much more! They are located in a separate world that can be accessed by typing /cell command. This is also the help command for cells so if you’re looking to see the full list of commands available with this plugin run that as well! Use the cell to start your own shop and make a profit, create a competitive environment with a casino and gamble or farm resources. If you’re more creative you can use the cell to just build and have fun. TIP use [cell] in chat! All players will be allowed to type [cell] in chat which will create a clickable chat message, if a player clicks the chat message he will be teleported to your cell! 📷|Drugs In the spawn area, take a walk behind Santa and a secret entrance will be found, in this area you will find an NPC. The drug dealer npc will sell you seeds that you can harvest drugs with inside your cell. After harvesting them, head back to the drug dealer to sell them for a great price. The drug dealer allows you to purchase different drug seeds and you can only sell a selected amount of fully grown drugs per day back to him. The sell prices is a fraction of the price of your rank up. This introduces a new element to the economy and gives users a fun, new way to get extra money. 📷|Auto miner Last map, you could use autominer to stay online and earn money, but once you got to a certain rank it wasn’t worth using and this is why we have decided to rework the system to rebalance it and benefit everyone equally. We have added miner upgrades this season to AFK and make some extra money with no effort!
Miner Speed Upgrade - Increase the speed of your autominer to make them mine blocks even faster.
Token Greed Upgrade - Your autominer will find tokens more frequently and in higher amounts.
Money Boost - Your autominer will increase the amount of money it earns whilst selling blocks in your inventory.
Pickaxe Upgrade - You can now enchant a autominer pickaxe in the same way you would enchant a normal pickaxe.
📷|Pickaxe Settings This feature was in massive demand last season so we have finally brought it out to you! The pickaxe settings will allow you to disable enchants on your pickaxe. To access this, simply execute the command /enchanttogggle and click on the enchants you wish to disable. If you want to enable them again, run the command and click on them again and they’ll be back active. 📷|Pets Feeling lonely? Never again with these little buddies. Collect pet eggs and hatch them to get a random tier pet. Every pet will give you a different boost and the higher the tier the better. This season are we bringing in 2 types of pets that will give either a token or money booster when having one. We have also provided 5 different rarities. These range from Common to Legendary and this impacts the size of the boost given. 📷|Private Mines We have added some new features to private mines. Permissions have been added and we have also given more upgrades allowing you to customize your private mine to your taste. The permissions we have added are:
Autominer use upgrades
Percentage of lucky blocks
Private Mine tax
📷|New Builds With the new season, of course, brings new builds! A new spawn has been built and implemented to fit the festive season, Snowy and Christmasy. We will go back to the original spawn once December is over. This is a dark crime alleyway spawn, but for now you can enjoy the festivity. 📷|Aesthetic Changes Visuals are everything, we are obviously in a game. We have upgraded the spawn, announcements, vouchers, scoreboards and more help commands. In general, we have decided to take a user-friendly and modern approach to our elements. 📷|Christmas Calendar Since we are in the December month will we this year have a daily Advent Calendar. You can claim a daily reward every day in the run-up to December 25th. Log in and claim your reward which could be tokens, a booster and some other special surprises. Claim your daily reward through the Advent NPC or by using /advent.
📷 | Misc. Updates & Changes
Here's a list of some of the smaller things that have been added with this update.
You will now be able to use the [item] and [inventory] command for the gang chat, you can show off your items to your teammates only with this update.
If you use /tokens withdraw (amount) you will get a cheque with the amount withdrawn. We have brought this into reduce scamming and make life a little bit easier.
Additional server stats on the tablist.
Setting added to let members claim private mine tax.
Prison bombs updated to no longer leave TNT in the maps.
Upgraded the percentage of mine that is lucky blocks in private mines.
Color codes will be ignored in nickname lengths
All plugins updated to the latest versions.
Updated backpacks are stored.
Fixed problems with support for 1.13 / 1.14 / 1.15
Added lore onto the pickaxes and backpacks to show original owner
Added /compact command to compile 100 drugs into 1 block
Gang chat will be ignored by the chat cooldown.
You are now able to see your prestige within the tab list!
The prestiges will be colorful, within the tablist.
The prestige colors are customizable with each prestige.
Fixed not receiving tokenboosters from godly crates.
Seasonal vouchers have been added to the crates
Added permission for /ci
Fixed bug related to drop confirm when inventory is full.
Prison now also finally has added a variety of unlockable kill messages. After unlocking a kill message you will also be able to change the primary and secondary color of it! (If you don't like the kill messages do you always have the option to disable them inside /settings!)
Added some lore onto the pickaxes and backpacks to show who was the original owner.
Updated the money formatting.
A new seasonal crate has been added.
Fixed problems with chestshop.
Added scrolls within crates.
Fixed bug with the pickaxe merchant declining pickaxes
Added the settings to disable kill messages ( Updated version)
Option to make auction house differently formated
Setting to disable or enable afk messages
and more we most likely forgot to mention....
If you encounter any bugs, be sure to make a bug report HERE. We will be checking this section regularly in order to fix things as soon as possible. Make sure to let us know if you have any feedback or suggestions. We are always open for it as we are always looking for ways to improve our server. 📷 Questions & AnswersFAQ We hope to see you on our new OpPrison server soon! If you have feedback or any suggestion, let us know we'd love to make this as good as we can. Check the original post in https://pika-network.net/opprison-reset/
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Just some Mitch Hedberg quotes to brighten your day
• I got an ant farm... them fellas didn't grow shit! • I went to a doctor, all he did was suck blood from my neck. Don't go see Dr. Acula. • I had a Mr. Pibb, Mr. Pibb is a replica of Dr. Pepper... but it's the bullshit replica, cause dude didn't even get his degree. • One time a guy handed me a picture and said "Here's a picture of me when I was younger." Every picture is of you when you were younger! "Here's a picture of me when I'm older." You son of a bitch, how'd you pull that off? Let me see that camera. • I'd like to see a forklift lift a crate of forks... it'd be so damn literal! You are using that machine to its exact purpose! • Last week I helped my friend stay put. It's a lot easier than helping someone move. I just went over to his house and made sure that he did not start to load shit into a truck. • I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn, because people honk the car horn too much. 3 honks, that's the limit. And then someone cuts you off, ffffft, you press your horn, nothing happens. You're like, "shit! I wish I wouldn't have seen Ricky on the sidewalk!" • I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it. • I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammable and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit. • I wanna be a race car passenger - just a guy who bugs the driver. "Say man, can I turn on the radio? You should slow down. Why we gotta keep going in circles? Can I put my feet out the window? Man, you really like Tide." • My friend asked me if I wanted a frozen banana, I said "no, but I want a regular banana later, so... yeah." • I walked by a drycleaner at 3am, the sign said "Sorry, we're closed." You don't have to be sorry, it's 3am and you're a drycleaner. It would be ridiculous for me to expect you to be open. I'm not gonna walk in at 10am and say "Hey, I walked in at 3am and you guys were closed. Somebody owes me an apology." • I got a business card, cause I wanna win some lunches. That's what my business card says: "Mitch Hedberg, Potential Lunch Winner." • I had a paper route when I was a kid, I was a paper boy. I was supposed to go to 2,000 houses... or 2 dumpsters! • I like the hot tubs at the hotels. I like to go there when there's a guy in there already, I say "hey man, you mind if I join you?" He says no. Then I go and I turn the whirlpool heat up, then I go by and I add some carrots and onions. Then I say "hey man, just simmer for a whil- I mean, sit there." • I would like to have a product that was available for 3 easy payments and one fuckin' complicated payment. We ain't gonna tell you which payment it is, but one of these payments is gonna be a bitch! • I saw this wino, he was eating grapes. 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This bedroom has a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom's over in that guy's house. • I like the FedEx driver, because he's a drug dealer, and he don't even know it. • I wanna hang a map of the world in my house. Then I'm gonna put pins into all the locations that I've traveled to. But first, I'm gonna have to travel to the top two corners of the map, so it won't fall down. • You know when a company wants to use letters in their phone number to be catchy? But often times they use too many letters. "Give us a call down here at 1-800-I-Really-Enjoy-Carpeting." It's too many letters, man. "Hello?" "Hold on, I'm only on 'Enjoy'! How did you know I was calling?" • I bought a 7 dollar pen, because I always lose pens, and I got sick of not caring. • I would imagine if you understood Morse code, a tap dancer would drive you crazy! • I had a small scene in a movie with Peter Frampton. And we had to smoke pot for our scene - but it was fake pot! Do not buy pot on a movie set. But I got to smoke fake pot with Peter Frampton, that's a cool story. It's as cool as smoking real pot with a guy who looks like Peter Frampton... I've done that way more. • The thing that's depressing about tennis is, no matter how good I get, I'll never be as good as a wall. I played a wall once... they're fucking relentless! • People ask me what words mean... they say, "what does 'composition' mean?" Some people would say, "put it in a sentence." But I need a little more. "Put it in a play." • If I'm out to dinner with a group of friends, and someone offers to pay for the check, I immediately reach for my wallet. Because inside is a note that says "say thanks." • Every book is a children's book, if the kid can read! • My friend said to me "I think the weather's trippy." And I said "No man, it's not the weather that's trippy. Perhaps it is the way that we percieve it that is indeed trippy." Then I thought "man, I should have just said 'yeah'." • I like escalators, because an escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an "escalator temporarily out of order" sign, just "Escalator temporarily stairs... sorry for the convenience. We apologize for the fact that you can still get up there." • When I was on acid, I would see things like beams of light... and I would hear sounds that sounded an awful lot like car horns. • I was in a hotel room and my friend comes over, he says "can I use the phone?" I said "certainly." He said "do I need to dial 9?" "Yeah... especially if it's in the number. You can try 4 and 5 back to back real quick." • I wanna get a job naming kitchen appliances, that seems easy. Refrigerator, toaster, blender... you just say what the thing does, then you add "er". Kitchen Appliance Naming Institute... "What does this thing do?" "It keeps shit fresh." "Well then that's a fresher! I'm going on break." • I did a radio interview with XM radio... they said "you can swear on XM radio." No shit, cause nobody can hear it. You can swear in the woods, too! • As a comedian, you have to start the show strong and you have to end the show strong. Those are the two key elements. You can't be like pancakes... all exciting at first, but then by the end you're fuckin' sick of em. • Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only disease that you can get yelled at for having. Goddammit Otto, you're an alcoholic! Goddammit Otto, you have lupus! One of those two doesn't sound right. • I know a lot about cars, I can look at a car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming. • I say the word "totally" way too much. I need to change it and use a word that's different but means the same. "Mitch, do you like submarine sandwiches?" "All-encompassingly!" • I went to the Home Depot the other day, which was unnecessary... I need to go to the Apartment Depot, which is just a big warehouse with people standing around saying "hey, we ain't gotta fix shit!" • I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too. • I like refried beans, that's why I wanna try fried beans. Cause maybe they're just as good, and we're wasting time. You don't have to fry them again, after all! • I hate dreaming, because when you wanna sleep, you wanna sleep. Dreaming is work, you know? Like there I am, laying in my comfortable bed in my hotel room... next thing I know, I have to build a go-cart with my ex-landlord. • I drank some boiling water, because I wanted to whistle. • On a traffic light, green means go and yellow means yield, but on a banana, it's just the opposite. Green means hold on. Yellow means go ahead. And red means, where the fuck did you get that banana at? • My apartment is infested with koala bears... it's the cutest infestation ever! Way better than cockroaches. When I turn on the light, a bunch of koala bears scatter. And I don't want 'em to, you know? • I don't have any children, but if I had a baby, I would have to name it. So I would buy a baby naming book... or I would invite somebody over who had a cast on! • I think Bigfoot is blurry, that's the problem. It's not the photographers' fault! Bigfoot is blurry... and that's extra scary to me. Cause there's a large, out-of-focus monster roaming the countryside. • I opened up a yogurt, and underneath the lid it said "please try again", because they were having a contest I was unaware of. But I thought I might have opened the yogurt wrong. Or maybe Yoplait was trying to inspire me. "Come on Mitchell, don't give up... please try again." A message of inspiration from your friends at Yoplait. Fruit on the bottom, hope on top. • I miss the $2... I could break a $2. • My sister wanted to be an actress... she never made it, but she does live in a trailer. She got half-way. 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